The other day Olivia told me she wanted to do art so I got her some paper and markers and set everything up on the coffee table in the living room and went into the kitchen to load the dishwasher. Peter was happily amusing himself with his toys. A minute or so later I heard Peter laughing so I looked around the corner to check. I found my little artist coloring with a crayola magic marker all over Peter. Peter found this absolutely hilarious. I of course did not find it as amusing. Olivia went immediately to time out while I snapped this picture of Peter. Olivia apologized to Peter and was allowed out of the corner with a stern reminder that markers were for paper only.

I brought Peter into the kitchen with me so that I could finish loading the dishwasher. I walked back into the living room just minutes later to discover that my darling child had eaten a marker. Her mouth was completely black. I told her to hand over the marker and instead of handing me the marker in her hand she started fishing out pieces of the felt tip that she bitten off the marker. Next stop bathtub, do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not touch ANYTHING. In the bathroom I put her in front of the mirror so that she could see the damage first hand. Poor Olivia pointed at her self in the mirror and said "accident". It is hard to see in the pictures but her entire mouth was black, her tongue was black, her teeth were black, looking into her mouth was like looking into a black hole. I scrubbed her mouth for about 15 minutes and then Olivia and I went downstairs to throw away all the markers.


It goes without saying that markers are no longer allowed in the Leiva house.