When your husband is deployed/in the field/on a mission/out of the country (insert whatever other situation or adjective you can think of that means he's completely unavailable) anything and everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
- You will have car trouble
- It will snow and the power will go out leaving you without heat
- You'll accidentally lock the baby in the car or the house or lock you and your baby in a room
- You'll loose you keys
- The kids will break bones or need to get stitches
- It will rain and the electricity will go out
- Your child will poop during nap time and spread it all over the walls
- Your infant will cut their first teeth and stop sleeping
- Your son will decide that he is ready to be potty trained
- A pet will die
- Your child will take their first steps, say their first words, or some other important developmental milestone
- A major appliance will catch on fire or stop working
- Your pipes will freeze
- Your Christmas tree will fall on your head
This evening I went to water the Christmas tree and it fell over. Thank goodness I'd just put the kids to bed.
The tree didn't wobble, it just fell straight over without warning on my head.
It's a good thing that the bottom 1/3 of the tree had all the child proof ornaments to I didn't get stuck by anything other than branches.
The presents under the tree were soaked and covered in pine sap and I'm still picking branches out of my hair.
I calmly crawled out from under the tree and headed straight for the fridge to get glass of wine. And then I got the camera because the husband never seems to believe me when I tell him about these crises that seem to occur when he's not around.
Unfortunately there wasn't very much left :(
I really wanted that glass of wine so I pulled out a new bottle and added ice. I even threw in the glowing ice cube to help get into the holiday spirit.
I finally got it back up and decorated. And while the lights now only cover one half of the tree and ornaments are grouped in awkward clumps at least it's up!
Now the tree is crooked but I think it goes with the crooked lights and the bunches of ornaments.



