Saturday, December 19, 2009

A Friendly note to Soldiers returning from Afghanistan

Welcome home dear soldiers but please try and control yourselves. Please try and refrain from "over celebrating" and consuming too much alcohol. Even though you have just returned from Afghanistan you still have to pay your cab fare. Remember it is not appropriate to refuse to pay your $14 cab fare and strip down to your birthday suit and run around in the middle of the street in front of said cab and the military police who are trying to encourage you to pay the cab fare and go home. How could you know that your overzealous celebration disturbed my family's first Friday night at home in over 6 months? How could you know that your night time shenanigans would require my husband to get out of bed at 3am to drive into work to see why 3 upstanding young soldiers recently returned from Afghanistan were arrested due to failure to pay a $14 cab fare and public intoxication, thus missing the first morning both of our children have ever slept past 8:30am.

I would have gladly given each of you $14 if only you had just paid the cab fare! Welcome Home, but please lets try and control ourselves!